Friday, December 23, 2016

Kicking It

     It's fitting that the first moments of the Trump administration will involve not only the subversion of a union but also forcing women to do something with their bodies they don't want to do. The AGVA, the union that represents the Rockettes, said in a letter that any dancer that doesn't wish to perform at Trump's inaugural will be immediately fired, a strange position for a union to take.
     It seems Trump is having a hell of a time getting A list celebrities to perform at his inaugural. In fact, the problem is so bad that Agent Orange is now going all Aesop and publicly proclaiming (on Twitter, of course) that he's disinterested in A list performers. Sour grapes and all that. What an immature asshole.
     But fret not, comrades: If Trump can't get the Rockettes to perform, he's got a backup plan.

     So go ahead and fire the Rockettes. Without them, Radio City Music Hall is just a big, empty building.

6 Comments:

At December 23, 2016 at 7:19 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh, you're laughing at me? OK, tough guy, let's take stock:

I'm keeping busy trying to offer fresh content to my readers, doing last minute shopping for the holidays, planning my Christmas dinner, paying my bills and a whole host of oth3er things. I'm selling copies of my book, making money, will have my kids over on Christmas and otherwise living my life.

You, on the other hand, are spending literally day and night, every day of the week, at this blog where your presence is not welcome and in which you write comments that are not wanted, posted or read. All during the holiday season when other people are of good cheer and wishing goodwill toward men, etc. That makes you probably the most pathetic piece of shit on this planet, that you can't think of a better way to spend your time and holiday season than to pick a fight with someone you don't know like the cowardly little cunt you are.

That officially makes you a stalker and, the last I heard, the state you live in is pretty tight-assed with their anti-stalking laws.

I have your IP address and I already have a fix on your exact address. I did this to Chadwick and I know a great deal more about him than that. And I will do the same to you. Go, ahead, try to post one more comment and I'll make you famous. And I really hope you're stupid enough to do it. I really hope you are.

Laugh at that, you pathetic little jerkoff.

 
At December 25, 2016 at 1:24 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

They did try to force them, under the radar, because the morons running the AGVA apparently forgot there's such as a thing as a media and social media to amplify it. Now they're scrambling to save face and do damage control.

 
At December 25, 2016 at 4:57 PM, Anonymous CC said...

Trump should invite Ted Nugent to perform at the inauguration (if he hasn't already).

But Nugent doesn't appear to be an A-list celebrity.

How about Kid Rock, then? Loretta Lynn? Wayne Newton? Aaron Carter? Gene Simmons?

Is any of these still considered an A-lister?

 
At December 25, 2016 at 5:22 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Simmons & Kiss already said no.

 
At December 27, 2016 at 9:14 PM, Anonymous CC said...

Maybe his daughter Tiffany can sing the Star-Spangled Banner.

She has released music already.

 
At January 22, 2017 at 6:18 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

No, it hasn't, Mooser. I'm still getting stalked and harassed by losers who cower behind ridiculous handles who have no life outside of me.

Haven't you been institutionalized, yet?

 

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