No WH Chaos!

     Sure. No chaos, Donnie Dumbo. Except for this little news item about Anthony Scaramucci getting voted off the island.
     So, to recap:
     The world's most hilarious soap opera/reality TV show picked up where last week's hilarious news cycle ended on Friday night with the termination of Anthony Scaramucci by new Chief of Staff John Kelly. This means...
     The billionaire mobster that made Sean Spicer quit his post on the 21st also got Trump to fire Reince Priebus, his last remaining hope of making kissy face with the DC political establishment, whose replacement then fired the guy who got Trump to fire his predecessor. Sure, no chaos at all.
     So Mooch lost his job 10 days after getting it then his wife filed for divorce days later before giving birth to their child while her soon to be ex-husband was watching Trump make an ass of himself (again) at the Boy Scout Jamboree. Sounds like the makings of a Wall Street version of a country and western song, "I'm A'crying In My Dom Pérignon."
     So now we have no:
     Secretary of the Army
     Secretary of the Navy
     Surgeon General
     Deputy Secretary of State
     FBI Director but we do have
     A legally crippled Attorney General
     135 spots in the federal judiciary with only two dozen pending
     Health care bill
     Spending bill except a draft with a two trillion dollar error
     Infrastructure bill
     No strategy for defeating ISIS but a great one for combating a street gang and now no
     Communications Director or
     Director of Homeland Security.
     You know, Donnie Dumbo, I'm not as experienced as you in this presidenting business, but I do know one thing: When you're playing Musical Chairs, the idea is to have more people than open seats, not the other way around.
     Ivanka, surprisingly, seems to be the only person in the White House who's sane enough to realize her limitations.